老爸老妈的浪漫史第四季

这一季拖了很久很久才看完，可能情景喜剧到了中间第四季第五季的时候总会给人这样的感觉，很多情节并不能逗笑我了，我本来只想给这一季打个三星然后去看某个能真正刺激到我的恐怖片。

但最后一集还是给了我最后一击，Lily真是生活的集大成者，这样的朋友才有资格在你犹豫的时候以过来人的身份指导你。

我也在曾经的梦想似乎已经破碎中游走，看剧的过程中我一直觉得眼镜好脏，糊糊的让我看不清屏幕。

但结尾看着他们一个一个跳跃过屋顶，Ted说自己如果当时没有放弃建筑师的工作，就不会成为一个优秀的建筑学教授，也不会遇见以后的妻子。

那一瞬间，我像被一直隐秘在情景喜剧的内核射中，由于感受到前所未有的解放而爆哭。

擦干眼泪后我看向窗外，今天本是阴天，那一刻我却看到了夕阳的射光，出现在对面的玻璃建筑上。

我的眼镜也许真的是脏了，但那一刻我看向窗外视野却无比清晰。

我终于知道该怎么去做了。

看到第四季最后一集，ted说这是自己过的挺糟糕的一年，被未婚妻甩了，被酒保打了，被开除了，甚至还被一头母羊差点上了。

然而，人生处处有转机。

如果你坚持了很久，而老天却一直一直的拒绝你，不如绕个圈子，也许你会找到新的人生出口或者人生伴侣。

于是，ted当了大学教授，以另外一种方式继续着他的爱好，他的plan，和建筑相关。

于是，据他透露，他遇到了老妈。

看这么久我怎么遇到你老妈的，最深的感触就是，当你觉得事情就改顺其自然的happy ending时，编剧就开始调皮的告诉你：小心地滑了。

是的，剧中这几个主演，基本都被玩坏了，除了lily和马叔，其他人不是遇人不淑就是花花公子。

至于年快30的我，这个年龄看着此剧更是心有灵犀，产生共鸣呀。

周围有好多朋友寻寻觅觅，离了又结。

再说理想和事业，也是千秋万别。

我在20岁时看老友记，看的迷迷糊糊，里面的感情和内容把握的并不好，大概是自己还没走到人生那一步。

电视剧，或者说美剧最大的优点就是：让你觉得，自己便是剧中人。

剧中一些语句，金句更是对多少个迷失在路上的你我她产生的蝴蝶效应。

写在即将离开中国，开启人生新阶段的我。

　　　　　　　　　　　　　——（或）每个Barney最后都会是个痴情汉小时候养藤萝，最激动的阶段是芽蔓开始伸展，触角开始向周围试探的时候。

同时却也发现芽尖若被伤毁，整棵植株将很容易死去。

也许敏感的东西不一定是脆弱的，但是它必须是极端的。

就好比我今日吃薄荷糖上瘾如若死性不改，他日我必然沦落到味觉丧失的地步，当然这个取决我吃的量和时长。

或许我们最该防范的不是根而是芽，不是消化道而是味蕾，不是心脏而是指尖是眼神是唇吻是神经末梢。

那是因为我们虽然生存了下来但是我们虚妄的苛求自己是在生活着的。

玩弄文字游戏固然很可恶，但是大多数时候我们就是这样被无情的玩弄着的。

别叫嚣你是多么的不相信这个世界上还有神迹，当人倒霉的时候谁都会下意识的先出口诅咒上帝（But God,you must know I love you, Emily love you!)，当你的姑娘叫你独自去完成“你们”的梦想，叫你背着背包去拯救地球，而她自己却躺倒在老男人的怀里清点礼物同时幻想着如何嫁作他妻。

这个时候兀管你是要骂“s”开头的，“f”开头的，反正任何一个四个字母的单词你尽可以拿来当感叹词用。

我有时候信仰能量守恒，认为你如今付出却得不到的并不代表你已经失去了，只是时空更迭你不知道会在哪个时间或是哪段时间，从哪个人身上或者哪几个人身上得到。

上帝死去了，但是三天后又将复活。

只是人生若太计较得失终究是会累坏了的，春光会很快散去，几上的茶也快凉了，你迫切到达目的地却忘记在来时路作上标记，终究是要迷失的。

而画太美了，神经也是会累的，不如标上价格敲木棰贩卖来得轻松。

感官上的宴飨总是极致却也脆弱的，华丽丽的聚拢来却要凄冷冷的散去，杯盘欢响总是作给别人看的。

为何不让我早点懂得，宁愿相信浪子回头，也不要相信痴情的人会永远爱你，原来你最信任的人，最后总是最狠心的将你背叛。

一开始就痴情的人，最不可能撑持到底，他没有后劲，这种酒，当下陶醉欢喜就好，你以为你的追寻已经结束了，但是他的欢场才刚刚拉开了他的帷幕。

太残酷。

“你不能一边爱着罗宾，一边和地球上那些傻大胸妞嘿咻！

你必选现在作出选择！

”“我选大胸妞好了”“什么！！！

”“嘿，莉莉。

大胸妞能让我开心，她们能让我感觉良好，她们才能让我假装是个好人，而对罗宾的那些感觉只是暂时的，当这一切结束的时候，我的心还是属于大胸妞的。

”“不，那只是假象，那只是因为你受伤了”---以上，如此出彩的台词可怜的巴尼，只能看看新闻看看那个人儿（卑微吧，爱意的同义词就是卑微感）再加上围绕星战的话题，斯黛拉那句“I do”。

你相信么？

反正我不信，泰德，一直我把他当作我，当作我周围的大多数男生。

看看他们想想自己，因此，我不信这个“I do。

”那么，太过了解是不能产生爱情的，这一集大概讲的是这个道理吧，我挺赞同的。

lily简直是个疯子！

看到第17集的时候她居然想方设法让每个她看不爽的ted的女朋友分手 原因居然就是因为她不希望老了看到她，marshall，ted还有ted的老婆四个人在阳台上时多么不和谐，这种暗自操控了你十几年的人真的太恐怖了，如果我是ted我真的会产生一种深深的恐惧和强烈的背叛感。

ted说的对，你不能因为自己18岁时幸运地在大学走廊上发现了一生挚爱，但是这并没有给你权力让你扮演上帝来拯救我们这些依然在寻找另一半的笨人。

另外有一集讲marshall和lily的机场约定的时候，他们无时不刻不顾场合地黏在一起，他们两个的粘糊劲甚至让人觉得有一丝恶心，可能也是因为我有一种隐秘的嫉妒，如果我是当事人我会庆幸我找到了一生所爱并且也不会那么在意别人的想法，如果我是他们的朋友我只会觉得厌烦。

不过第24集ted说得对，如果不是你以前经历的事，也就不会有后来的你。

By DefayI have been watching How I Met Your Mother recently. I love it so much that I spent an entire weekend watching it non-stop. The show is really hilarious yet full of wisdom. Despite how insane and exaggerate the stories the narrator tells are, he really tries to teach some lessons here.An interesting thing that I have to mention about this show is that at first I think Barney Stinson stinks, but gradually I fell in love with this character. Okay, "fall in love" might be too strong a word but it's true that Barney Stinson, the character along with the actor who plays it, is becoming my new favorite. I myself felt very confused sometimes, as Barney is not supposed to be liked by so many people, especially by me. He is a total liar and playboy who does not care about other people's feelings. He is conceited and selfish, greedy and arrogant. And above all, he is frivolous.Yet I was deeply touched by Barney three times by the end of season 4.The first time was when Marshall and Lily break their engagement, Barney lures women away from Marshall so that he can remain faithful to the woman he truly loves. It is later revealed by Lily that it was Barney who convinced Lily to come back to New York, even buying her a plane ticket home.The second time was when Barney was secretly in love with Robin, he acted like a baby. He did everything he could to help Robin, especially that time when Robin accidently quit her job and might be expelled from USA. Barney wants Robin to be around him so much that he helped Robin to make a video tape as a resume to find jobs. Later during video shooting Robin was irritated by his ideas and he finished her e-resume alone by himself. Eventually he succeeded in finding Robin a job and kept her in the group.The third time was when he heard that Ted was hit by a car and was in hospital. He did not hesitate even for a second and rushed to hospital. When he found he could not get a cab, he ran on foot to hospital. Just as he was a street-across away from the hospital, he was too tired and did not notice a fast-driving bus that he himself was hit by it and badly injured.See why they still hang out with him? Everyone in the gang owes to Barney.Put aside his personal life, Barney does have very special and sparkling aspects in his personality that are so rare and precious that it is very hard to find them in a human being.First of all, he is rational. Recall that he is always keen to experiment on all kinds of tricks to hit on girls to test which ones of them actually work. No matter how many times he fails, he just keeps on trying till he reached a scientific statistical conclusion. That's right. 83%. That number applies to everything.Secondly of all, he challenges himself all the time. "Challenge accepted" even if for most of the time, nobody challenges him. He just enjoys it, setting goals, thinking up strategies, taking actions, and eventually, achieving goals, which is closely related to another big merit of his, persistence.Third of all, he is persistent. Recall that once he raised his right hand to high five but nobody responded him. He raised his hand till someone slapped him five. Barney is so driven to succeed, he will do whatever it takes to get what he wants, including lie, cheat or bribe his friends. If he's trying to get a hot girl, he might even pretend to be an astronaut or a taxi driver. Barney will talk trash, or even tell the truth if that's what it takes. He always gets what he wants. You have to admire drive and determination like that.Fourth of all, he is audacious and passionate. We always see him running to do things. He never hesitates. When he wants to do something, he does it, immediately, or over a shockingly long period of time, secretly plotting. Of course, we should exclude the circumstances when he was deeply in love with Robin, which weakened his ability to make resolute decisions. His love for Robin actually completes him as a human being. We can see him as vulnerable, soft and caring as any man in love can be. We can see he has a breakable heart just like everybody else.Fifth of all, we know that he is confident for sure, but sometimes he is peculiarly calm. Once, a big merger in the company Barney works in fell through and Barney was getting blamed for it. Marshall overheard that Barney might be fired. Everyone is worried except himself. Or at least he acted like he is not worried at all. He launched his project of "Perfect Week", e.g., sleeping with seven women in seven days without a single rejection, to deal with the stress. On the next Monday, Barney keeps his job. And his boss says it must have been a stressful time for him. "I barely slept," Barney winked.Last but not least, he keeps rules. Despite the crazy and maniac ideas and actions, Barney keeps rules, except those rules are written by no man but himself. Still, he lives to it, devotedly. His Crazy/Hot Scale, Platinum Rule and Lemon Law are just a few of his dating guidelines. He has rules to govern his professional life. (Actually doing things gets you fired.) He updated the definition of cheating. (It's not cheating if you're not married, if the girl has two consecutive vowels in her name or if she lives in a different area code.) But his rules governing bro-to-bro relationships were so important he published them in a book called "The Bro Code."Just think of having a friend like him around you. You can laugh at him every day because he is mentally strong enough to keep your unintentionally hurtful words from actually hurting him. Yet he brings you all these novel and original stories and ideas and other things that you've never heard of every day, to share with you or to brag about. He urges you to do crazy things you've never done in your entire life. It's so not boring when you are with him. Suit up! Phone five! It's gonna be Legen-wait for it-dary! I'm awesome! There are so many amazing and amusing or even annoying things he talks about. If you don't hear him say for one day, you will even feel something is missing in your life.I think the most important reason is that, even though Barney is a playboy, he only hits on bimbos. And only bimbos buy into his lies and acts. Girls clever as Robin or Nora would not be easily seduced to his moves. He knows it and he tried even harder to prove to everyone that when Barney Stinson is not a jackass, he could really be a dreamy boyfriend that every woman would want. He is always handsome, wears a suit every day, even in his sleep (he wears a suit-jamas at bedtime) and he is clever and wealthy. Nothing can stop him.BTW, the actor who plays Barney Stinson is actually gay. Heart-broken, huh? Still, I admire his exquisite acting skills, as well as his magic tricks, acrobatics and singing performances.

1. 马修和ted两个傻子看星球大战的表情 barney中情毒辗转反侧找了lily这个救兵 “ted无论在健康还是生病 开心不开心都看这部电影 你确定能假装一辈子喜欢这部电影吗”“我可以”“那么ted是一个幸运的人”哈哈哈哈马修是个很好的朋友 2. 听完马修那一堆真挚的诗意的唯美的对汉堡的美妙描述 lily来了一句“然后你从网上下载了我们的结婚誓言”哈哈哈 内衣裤活动半径理论 汉堡奇遇记3. “如果你搬来新泽西你可能以后都不用自己拿杯子这什么都有杯托” “我可能没有你在这方面那么有问题”hhhh 乡下人激烈站队多讨厌纽约“纽约的超市太小了 我总是碰倒东西 好像我是从海里出来的大怪兽” 拿了支架支撑起没人击掌的手臂也是barney最后的倔强 哈哈哈 罗宾骑着单车最后坐下还是听劝宣告不干了 听到罗宾要去日本 barney的眼神4. intervention=劝说会 现实生活中面对这种五人友谊四人都搬远了一般就散了 2009年大家还能回来喝2500刀的苏格兰威士忌显得难能可贵5. 千万不要请前任来婚礼 6. 被放弃可能是nature给你安排的最好的礼物 不敢相信如果ted无下限地答应还要搬到新泽西 而现在stella还能为了tony搬来纽约 爱某种程度上是妥协？

愤怒不一定要隐忍或者发泄到某人身上 还有第三选择 选择放手 这才可以真正地继续生活7. “你认真的吗？

我第一眼看到她们就讨厌 证明她们真的hot” 哈哈哈 “很好 等你站着撒完尿之后 你可以让巫师给你做颗心” 哈哈哈哈哈为啥每次啦啦队效应马修都化身在里面 喝醉的lily是个小朋友 被罗宾藏在钱包里的小袜子 barney带着小袜子的卡拉OK8. barney对地理的无知正代表我认识大部分美国人的地理教育缺失 好朋友与被绑骑电子公牛9. 每个人都有个日期关于分手“要喝上一万杯才能解脱 不管得喝多久” “恋爱时间的一半” 马修是纯爱战士hhhh 裸男方案的好处 给你恰到好处 不多不少 笑死10. 罗宾对打架的男人两眼放光 没想到马修是真汉子（带着星球大战憨憨真诚信仰）11. barney每年唱的圣诞改编歌hhhh 妹妹终于来了 哈哈哈马修和罗宾的想家酒吧之旅好可爱 明尼苏达州原来和加拿大挨着 （真的不冷吗 其他人穿羽绒 这两位穿短袖在下雪的纽约晃荡12. 用爱爱换室友和平 导致barney摔坏无数电视hhh ted都知道！

barney喜欢罗宾！！

13. 马修和lily在机场拿名字和六瓶当地啤酒的传统好可爱 好多他们的小惯例都好有爱 “你就跟机器人一样 看到有人在哭 就说 为什么那个人类在渗水” 收集多一个吻：马修把所有的小传统都带上去机场接lily “一份松饼 一块熏牛肉三明治 还有一包薯条 我知道午饭时间已经过了 但我爱你 一天比一天多一些 我爱你lily 新年快乐”14. 说要让robin嫁一个美国人合法留着这句话还没说完已经看到barney在后面准备求婚的样子哈哈哈 果然barney是真爱还悄悄帮忙拍视频找工作！！

哈哈哈哈每个人在简历上的小可爱经历 只有lily留了下来记录 8分钟33根热狗！

15. barney真有一套 居然请演员来当妻子和儿子这么七八年来瞒过妈妈 妈妈知道真相后的叮嘱：遇到那个人千万要试试 barney深情地看着罗宾 哈哈哈ted和演员的支线也很丰富 甚至lily都当场用上16. 彻头彻尾承认是马修的粉丝 他连说出和前任吃饭动机都这么可爱 前任居然回放到幼儿园时期hhhh 安眠药还能让罗宾在厨房边吃边睡hhh lily真的太了解ted hhh karen真是看起来不是好角色17. hhhhh 马修穿着睡裙入睡就是每天晚上在纽约上空 还种草给了barney哈哈哈哈最后他躺在床上问马修的婚后好处就像睡前故事 lily的前阳台理论不得不说很有道理 现在能看到这个人能坐在你老了之后一起度过时间的阳台吗 lily一直都想要ted的友谊真是深深感动 “罗宾 你到了四十岁愿意成为我的备胎老婆吗” “yes 一百次的yes” 哈哈哈ted的“我不介意我的朋友怎么看我的女友但是我很介意我的女友怎么看我的朋友“18. “如果我可以睡一个明星我会选lily 她是我心目中的闪亮之星”转头lilyohhh完了就选了一个明星hhhhh 找了一堆人来配合ted的讲解哈哈哈 厨娘louisa和马修的albondigas哈哈哈哈 专门的解雇办公室也是大公司能有了19. 不能说自己太老去做什么 太年轻去做什么 barney用自己腰闪和粉红头发来打这个赌20. barney还在意罗宾（大条神经马修也注意到要给他们俩经常让座一边hhh） 恭喜ted喜提在家办公公司设在家里的创业21. “立刻打电话的是我 喜欢等三天的女孩也不是对我来说对的人”哈哈哈我也喜欢男生立刻打电话 最后好好笑 stan约的是罗宾22. 劝说会给马修让他别有的没的都弄个表格hhh 200达成 now what 看向了罗宾 这一集铺垫了小黄伞和老妈！

但居然回头一看是Stella ？

23. the one 让stella回来找ted去劝她老公回头 最后在车里的goodbye talk可能是最后一次见到她了 lily回来了 听没两句就告别了哈哈哈哈哈24. 时隔一年 准备跳那么多次 终于在lily的听从自然的安排中跳了过去对面的露台 最后的一集像是这一年ted的故事缩影 一年的低谷 咳咳 罗宾和barney互诉衷肠（qin shang le）！

E17 T和前初恋女友Karen复合，朋友们都不喜欢K，R的凌晨工作第一次上班，其他人约定穿睡衣看她的节目。

L用R的耳环让T和K分手，L解释K没有通过前廊测试（Front Porch Test），两人回忆之前原来已经不是第一次L拆散T的前女友，与此同时R被mute的第一次节目意外频出令人捧腹。

M穿长款睡衣被B调侃像女生，B被M说服穿上了睡衣，两人在床上探讨婚姻的幸福。

T因为K不喜欢L放弃了复合的机会，回家与R享受了烛光晚餐，两人探讨了彼此的感情，承认L做的没错两人没有准备好，还需要各自努力去完成自己的事，still do I guess，T向R求婚做自己的backup wife两人达成deal。

B因为穿长睡衣错失与辣妹的“感情”。

Ted MosbyRobin ScherbatskyBarney StinsonLilyMarshall EriksenE18 T为B公司静心设计的新GNB大楼腰折，B&M商量暂时欺骗T，朋友们在酒吧聊和名人do的感受。

两人解释朋友骗他是为了他的感受，T重新帮GNB设计员工解雇室，却被开除在自己公司也被解雇，同时调侃美国recession衰退的经济形势，R介绍加拿大的名人与sex gesture。

E19 B玩镭射枪游戏被老板拉黑，T感叹30岁“我太老了没办法做这事”，B挑战24h内做完莫陶清单上的事，T悦纳自己变老，R认为不能直接跳到结尾过程是最美好的地方，T同时接受做“年轻清单”，T和B都承认清单上的事不适合现在的年纪做。

M指导L的幼儿园孩子打篮球，M因为幼年经历对孩子很严格，在L的威胁下让比赛娱乐起来而不关心比分，两人通过面对比赛的态度理解对方。

E20 L因为B讲的黄色笑话“花生酱和果酱有什么区别”消失了，M想变得特别而避免被解雇。

T雇了一个助理指导，R与助理发生关系但很快厌倦，T解雇了他。

M雇了助理来帮自己解决运动达人附带的琐碎工作，同时使R远离助理也帮助了爱R的B。

E21 朋友们说要到电话后的三天之约是耶稣创造的，还有击掌。

于是T和新女友开始发短信，T见到裸女会发出特别的声音，R发现M和B冒充女友发的信息。

T发现后打算将计就计，没想到T的新女友十分饥渴她才是舍不得等三天的人，R和很有才华的酒吧保安约会，M和B也喜欢他。

T通过这件事学习到拿到女孩电话后要马上打电话和她约会。

E22 T要设计一个牛仔帽的建筑，没有头绪出门买宾果，引出恰当的时机。

Robin的呕吐、Barney的第200个上床对象、给流浪汉美元，因为种种巧合T又遇到了Stella，B达成了初中同学的挑战，同学认为这只是一个孩子的谎言B可能有性上瘾症，B撕掉了200个对象的list笑着和R对视。

E23 T没有和Stella复合，她的未婚夫发现T很悲伤，作为补偿向他提供教职没有接受，同时尝试其他机会。

B挑战超速但不被交警开罚单。

Stella被分手想找T复合，但是还是爱着前夫。

S帮T去新泽西保释了B，T对S说他渴望着一份感情，可能已经厌倦了等待（终于）。

S讲了一个笑话，有一次开车超速被罚，交警笑着说我在这里等你好久了，她说抱歉我已经尽快赶来了。

她知道T已经厌倦了等待，而且还要等上一段日子，不过她的真命天女正在尽快赶来了。

作为交换T说服前夫与S复合，他们搬走了，这段感情画上句点。

E24 B向T说了自己喜欢R这件事。

M尝试从楼顶跳到对面，R向B表白，B反而不喜欢R了。

T发现了之前伏笔的山羊并被它弄伤。

R的表白原来是事先知道的反转，B知道后发现自己还是喜欢R。

T的设计被拒了，L安慰他人生不是设计好的，你只需要过好当下，take a lip，他们从天台跳了过去。

Ted回顾过去的一年，虽事事不顺但充满希望，接受了教授的工作，在第一堂课上与the girl相遇，新的故事刚刚开始。

看着Barney在酒吧泡着mm，虽然他真人是个gay看着Ted被不同的女人伤害着，然后继续着无尽的等待看着Stella抱着前夫，然后对Ted说那个人其实正开着跑车冲向你看着Marshall戴着草帽，lily拿着6瓶装的啤酒，奏起《友谊天长地久》的歌声看着他们的爱情从热恋变成生活再变成习惯看着Robin和Ted偶尔闪回的记忆看着一旁砸着电视机的Barney看着Leonard痴痴的望着penny和“能人”关上门看着Penny倚着门背伤心的说：“That means I don't wanna you go”其实，每个花花公子曾经都是个痴情男其实，每个痴情男都曾被伤害而变成了花花公子其实，每对couple都渐渐成为对方的习惯其实，每对分手的恋人都会偶尔回忆起过往其实，每个花花公子最后仍然有骨子里的痴情其实，每个nerd心中并不只爱着科学其实，每个掩饰的谎话却成了伤害自己的刀子其实，每个宅人都曾经阳光，曾经快乐只是，现实太累，太繁杂，害怕了，把自己包裹所以，在sitcom中，才发现自己的影子，细细的去品味去想象那些生活不是我们不知道，只是这个世界太不着调

How I Met Your Mother S04E24:(Lily): Architecture is killing you,Ted,and it's killing us to watch it killing you. You're like that goat with the washcloth. You want it so bad,and every time the world tries to take it away from you,you keep grabbing it.But you know what? It's just a washcloth. Why do you even want it?(Ted): Because I... I have to be an architect. That's...that's the plan.(Lily): Screw the plan. I planned on being a famous artist. Marshall planned on being an environmental lawyer. Robin planned on being a TV reporter.Barney planned on being a violinist. Look,you can't design your life like a building.It doesn't work that way.You just have to live it,and it will design itself.(Ted): So,what,I should just do nothing?(Lily): No. Listen to what the world is telling you to do and take the leap.Ted:That was the year I got left at the altar.It was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender.The year I got fired.The year I got beat up by a goat. A girl goat,at that.And damn it if it wasn't the best year of my life.Because,if any one of those things hadn't happened,I never would have ended up in a which turned out to be the best job I ever had.But more importantly,I wouldn't have met your mother.-That is life and that's why I love this TV so much, it tells you stories about truly committed friends while revealing the truth of life with graceful smile